Holiday Cheer-ish
How to Procure and Put Up a Christmas Tree in 10 Angry Steps
If your marriage wasn’t teetering on divorce before you lost the remote for the Christmas tree lights, it is now
The holidays are such a joyous time. If only we could recreate those magical childhood memories. Who could forget crying on the way to get the Christmas tree; or crying while fighting about which Christmas tree to pick; or crying attempting to get the Christmas tree home; or the most memorable — crying while putting up the Christmas tree.
You don’t need a YouTube video for this. Settle in with your diabetes inducing Starbucks peppermint mocha and peruse this guide for How to Procure and Put Up a Christmas Tree in 10 Angry Steps.
The Angry Steps
- Real or artificial. Before the therapy inducing frivolity can begin, a fundamental debate must be settled — real or artificial. If you think Coke vs. Pepsi or red state vs. blue state debates are heated — they’ve got nothing on this one. If you’re lucky, the die has already been cast. Depending on where you live, maybe it’s always a real tree. Your Meemaw cut it down and drug it home, as her Meemaw had before her. If so, keep doing what you’re doing. If on the other hand, you…